A Letter Describing My Honest and Humble Intentions for Joining the U. S. Army (A Satire)

Dear Fellow Soldier, As a thriving, picturesque member of the homosexual community, I recently found my calling in the muscular, camouflage-clad poster boy for the United States Army, even though camouflage is never in fashion outside of any military function. However, I’ve decided to overlook the obvious lack of fashion sense on your propaganda, bear […]